Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Lagos Traffic

ok so now we getting into the swing of things better with the Nigerian blogging.

Traffic - you dont know gridlock till u been on 3rd mainland bridge at 5pm going towards the mainland.

The Clown Uncle

So i have been subjected to a movie marathon by my lickle nephew AJ.
Twilight
Shrek 1,2,3
Monsters INc

Poor little man has a temperature, perhaps slight malaria so he is home from school working on the clown prince with his uncle.

I got a great email from a musician friend - there is a muitiny in the air. A growing feel of discord with the amount of time musicians have to spend online sorting out their social networking instead of just gigging and focusing on what matters. The Music.

I understand that it is great for musicains to take their careers in their own hands but now there are so many pitfall websites that you could lose hours of your life working on - to what avail

Word of mouth is still one of thew best forms of PR - so tell a friend about the clown prince, and not just via email

Thursday, 7 May 2009

CHiFy to Play Gilles Peterson WorldWide Festival or Not?

Well, its up to you really.

Vote for me to rock the mainstage at the absolutely massive Gilles Peterson WorldWide Festival.
Its in the sawf of fwance in sete, tucked into this idyllic fishing town> from the 2nd - 5th july it will be hosting a line up to make any ipod playlist cream itself...

I keep holding down the alt button to do fullstops - bloody crackberry fingers>

So tell a friend to tell her mum to vote for CHiFy - he wont let her down, especially if shes got her own bus fare home!!

Worldwide Festival European Talent Search

Black Gold Burning

ok so i have found a wireless internet point to be jacking, and now i can upload some blogs properly.
im on twitter so follow me there, i am updating that much faster!!
but i have been blogging offline so here is a lickle posting an excerpt from something i made earlier

Black Gold Burning

We had spent the day at the beach house on Ilashe island and were catching the boat back to the mainland> As we walked down to the mooring we spotted some black smoke coming over in the distance above a hut.
Thinking it might be a house on fire we asked someone and they told us that the oil pipelines run through a part of the island.
Nigeria is the 6th biggest oil producing nation in the world. Whilst I have been here I have experienced petrol "scarcity" and 6 hour long fuels ques. The town goes into petrol pandemonium from people hawking black market fuel in jerry cans on the roadside
- (be advised your car might never start, turn on its windscreen wipers or use its electric windows after experiencing it) -
to mobile policemen being used as mercenary petrol buyers to the highest bidder, storming into the petrol stations waving whips, guns and of course jerry cans to collect "petrol for chairman"> which chairman? we might never know, but at least his wife made it to that "o wan be" (you must be there) party.
at the beach i commented on how the oil tankers loomed on the horizon in their dozens like an armada ready to attack. for real. i took a pic -
will upload that soon -
juts loads of em, hanging on yoru peripheral.
then as we pulled out on the boat away from the island , we saw the true extent of the oil pipeline on fire.
global warming on a volcanic scale
the smoke reached way across the sky, it was so high up as well, crazy shit.
here are some pics, if they ever upload before next year, so you can see what i am on about.
its a damn shame, because a lot of lives have been lost and still are (niger delta) over this Black Gold Burning

ok so i just flopped the pic upload by trying to scam lots of em up, perhaps there is a firewall on this tingy.
to see the pics go to either the clown prince facebook fanpage

or

my twitter page

www.twitter.com/chify

dont forget to go grab your free down at www.myspace.com/theclownprincecometh

Monday Strikes (Bowery Boys Mix)!! shouts to Will Divide